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She has one friend, Blubber.Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal
Confused and Deranged. Can't spell either.
Created on 2004-06-07 12:26:36 (#3401110), last updated 2007-06-08
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Basic Info| Name: | Queen Albert the XVI of the Land of Hot Pink Roses |
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| Location: | 15 Yemen road, Yemen |
BioKronk's Shoulder Angel: You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you.
Kronk: My shoulder angel.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Oh, come off it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: *You* come off it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: You.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Yooou.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: You infinity.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: *Grrrr.*
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Listen up, big guy; I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one: look at that guy. He's got that sissy, stringy music thing.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp... and you know it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Yeah, right, that's a harp... and that's a dress.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Robe.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Reason number two: Look what I can do. Ha ha!
[does one-armed handstand]
Kronk: Wait, what does that has to do with anything?
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: No, wait. He's got a point.
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Yzma: Kronk. Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Whoa, now.
Yzma: A really big, stupid monkey named KRONK.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Ouch.
Yzma: And you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs.
[Kronk, his shoulder angel, and his shoulder devil all simultaneously gasp]
Yzma: Never.
[Kronk begins to cry]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: That's it.
[cocks pitchfork like a gun]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: She's goin' down.
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"She came on stage? For fuck’s sake! There you have it, the future of English rock ‘n’ roll – a rent boy who lets his missus sing with him. I’m not having any of that nonsense. It’s a good job Oasis are fucking back!"
-- Liam Gallagher on the Trinity Ball.
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*Bill* please don't cry Barbara, you're a nice manatee, you've been so good to me. Now we mst go into the world and do noble things for the good of all....and you can't come because you don't speak french
*Barbara Manatee* but if you leave, Bill, who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes...and new manatee lipstick!
*Larry the Cucumber* I'll take you to the ball, Barbara Manatee!
*refrain*
Barbara Manateeeeee
you are the one for meeeeee
sent from up above
you are the one I love
(love love love love love)
Barbara Manateeeeeeee
I'm be your mon amieeeeeeee
I'll take you to the ball
I hope you're not too tall
(we might have trouble dancing)
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Kronk: My shoulder angel.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Oh, come off it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: *You* come off it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: You.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Yooou.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: You infinity.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: *Grrrr.*
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Listen up, big guy; I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one: look at that guy. He's got that sissy, stringy music thing.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp... and you know it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Yeah, right, that's a harp... and that's a dress.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Robe.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Reason number two: Look what I can do. Ha ha!
[does one-armed handstand]
Kronk: Wait, what does that has to do with anything?
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: No, wait. He's got a point.
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Yzma: Kronk. Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Whoa, now.
Yzma: A really big, stupid monkey named KRONK.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Ouch.
Yzma: And you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs.
[Kronk, his shoulder angel, and his shoulder devil all simultaneously gasp]
Yzma: Never.
[Kronk begins to cry]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: That's it.
[cocks pitchfork like a gun]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: She's goin' down.
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"She came on stage? For fuck’s sake! There you have it, the future of English rock ‘n’ roll – a rent boy who lets his missus sing with him. I’m not having any of that nonsense. It’s a good job Oasis are fucking back!"
-- Liam Gallagher on the Trinity Ball.
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*Bill* please don't cry Barbara, you're a nice manatee, you've been so good to me. Now we mst go into the world and do noble things for the good of all....and you can't come because you don't speak french
*Barbara Manatee* but if you leave, Bill, who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes...and new manatee lipstick!
*Larry the Cucumber* I'll take you to the ball, Barbara Manatee!
*refrain*
Barbara Manateeeeee
you are the one for meeeeee
sent from up above
you are the one I love
(love love love love love)
Barbara Manateeeeeeee
I'm be your mon amieeeeeeee
I'll take you to the ball
I hope you're not too tall
(we might have trouble dancing)
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